Our Sad Loss

At approximately 5:30 yesterday evening a fatal accident occurred in our house on the corner.  The nearly 20 year old piano served faithfully until it met its untimely death at the hands of a 5 year old.  Sources say that the piano bench was  knocked over severing the pianos three foot pedals damaging the piano both physically and electrically. The boy is being charged as a minor and was released on his own recognizance after pleading guilty to involuntary man slaughter and is being placed on probation.
Funeral services are being arranged.  The family asks that in lieu of flowers donations be made to the "Baby Grand for Jordan" fund.