When I was in Jr High my mom found this really funny article by Erma Bombeck about treating kids and friends the same. I actually have been writing down some of the crazy things that I say during the day. Here is a sample.. "Who put put their fingers in the butter? Stop eating butter!" "Put down the bat and stop hitting your bother like a pinata." "Put the stick down and stop hitting the van. " "Stop hugging her so tight, I think her head is going to pop off." "Whoa, that was a lot of raisins. Would you like a banana?" "Yes, Honey, I am sorry." (The question was "Mommy did you fall asleep sitting there while I was talking to you again?") "Sit down please...sit on your bottom...Honey, where is your bottom? Please sit on it!" Reading the list made me smile, and I just had to dig up the old Bombeck article. Here's to you Mom! Erma Bombeck: On TV the other day, a leading child psychologis...